Dear Whore Infested Pus Bucket,
Why don't you just admit you play field hockey dressed in nothing but a little frilly tutu while being butt raped by monkeys who then crawl up your ass to live there and can't handle alcohol? slut!!! |
Dear Small Range Creature,
It's called a tunic! I welcome you onto this field but I expect you're all about small explosive, jutting and grunting efforts, seen in games like badminton and chess. I hope you have a fucking good helmet! Why would I care about a monkey's alcohol threshold? You need a good jail beating.
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