Dear Thor,
My life has become empty and meaningless.
I am thinking of a career change to viking adventurer/nomadic pillager, but my friends all say there's no future in that line of work anymore.
what advice can you give me?
Lars.
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Dear Veal Stomachini,
Vikingining is very hard work you won't like it and there is no room for you here anyway, sorry. You need to take control of your life and drive it a little faster. Buy a new set of tires! Go for those low profile bitches. Disconnect the brakes and drive recklessly in the mall parking lot. Good luck! |
