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Dear Thor,

Have you met Chris Hemsworth? I think he is the bomb!
Dear Three Piece Law Suit,

I'd be lying if I said I have. I have met him and he was engaging, interesting and boring all at once. I think he will portray me as a fucking idiot, which suits me fine at the moment. SNEAK PREVIEW: He told me there is a scene in the first three minutes of the movie wherein Thor slices a man in 1/2 from head to crotch and forces the corps to dance with its self.
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