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   Entry #: 6360  
Dear Thor,

do you get pissed off when these people insult you with questions like "duck you," and "eat me?"

I offer a cheap ass kicking service and would like to know if you're interested. Clientele are also entitled to a free sample ass-kicking.
Dear Antique Road Rage Show,

Getting upset is for people who have no control over anything. I once hit myself while on a bus. I was very upset then as were the folk around me. Not a good moment for Thor. Now I'm not sure if it's the quality of your question or the "but i used to knock doors as a roofer".
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   Entry #: 6361  
Dear Thor,

a friend of mine got shot and he asked me at his dying bed that i should murder the shooter what should i do? please help his is very important.
Dear Reciprocating Face,

I may not be El Litero but I do recommend a primary lesson or two in written English to get you up to scratch with your dead buddy.
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