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   Entry #: 6341  
Dear Thor,

Eat me!
Dear Stunted Growth Hormone,

Ok let's say we just crashed the plane into the side of a snow covered mountain and somehow you and I survive. Dead or alive I'd eat your freakin fat face without a second thought. Because it's all about me baby! However that is not the case so eating you, any part, cooked or raw is not going to happen. So fuck off!
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   Entry #: 6343  
Dear Thor,

Remember that time, back in the day, when you got into a big fight with that guy who was made out of stone, and you threw your hammer at him, and smashed him into a gazillion pieces, and one piece hit you in the head, and got stuck there...

did it ever come out?

Signed,

Odin's Long lost eyeball.
Dear Bazooka Gord,

Yes I do recall that day back in the time. It wasn't really a big fight it was actually what I call a battle. Big fights for me involve confusing dialog and women. Unfortunately I never remember being hit in the head during any battle simply because by the time the hitting starts I am so freaking hammered I think I'm dancing. You know how the rest goes. My pal Hercules usually explains how things went over eggs and waffles at Chez Gunt the next morning.
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