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   Entry #: 6472  
Dear Thor,

Is Nessie real?
Dear Molecular Mind,

The mass media is consistently overlooking the fact that Nessie, Santa and the Easter Bunny get together once a year and protest the total tax dodge the fucking tooth fairy gets away with. This proves that even the fucked are fucked.
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Dear Thor,

How should FRED PHELPS be punished for being such a weasel?
Dear Phobic Hair,

Fred needs to ask himself the question "what if god is gay?". This would require Fred removing his phobic plug long enough to think. During this time of course he will be raped by 11 weight lifter gay fellas. Time for a lesson.
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